BAND
BIO
New York City-based Bionic Finger is "a well placed rock and roll hand
grenade." They'll sock you right where it hurts, with their raw guitar
punches and outta-my-way attitude. Then they'll wipe your tears and teach
you to love again, with their delicate harmonies and anthems of lust.
Never wanting to limit themselves, all members of Bionic Finger write
songs and are committed to switching instruments as well as lead vocals.
The Finger's unique approach to music has culminated in a pop sound, with
punk, folk, and rock edges.
Three-fourths of the Finger met in college when
Alina happened to be Nan's roommate and Nan happened to be doing theatre
stints with Christine. Alina had a $30 drum set, Nan knew a few guitar
chords and Christine had her Dad's bass. Voila! The band was born. A
few years later, Nan met Pam at an acting workshop. When she found out
Pam played the drums she invited her to jam and Pam never looked back.
In 1997, ready to begin their quest for world domination, the band began
playing under the name Ripe which they soon changed to Bionic Finger.
In the summer of 1999 Bionic Finger decided
the world needed their music to make it a better place and began planning
to record a CD. To finance such an undertaking, Bionic Finger decided
to pre-sell their CD by enlisting fans to become Bionic Thumbs and sponsors.
In return they'd get a CD, Bionic Merchandise and, for a large donation,
a mention in the liner notes. Bionic Finger raised over $3,000.00 in
pre-sales and self-released "Inner Bimbo" in May 2000. Bionic Finger
can be seen live and in color in many clubs in New York City's East
Village, including Luna Lounge, Meow Mix, Baby Jupiter, The Baggot Inn,
The C-Note and their unofficial home the Sidewalk Cafe.
They have also played at New Jersey's 1998 National
Coming Out Day at the PNC Arts Center, the 1998 & 1999 CMJ Music Festival,
and several colleges up and down the East Coast.

Left to Right: Pamela, Alina,
Nanon, and Christine
Photograph by Todd Michael Thomas
Pamela
Weis
Her nickname "Pammer" originated from her mother and Nan thought it
was so cute, she had to adopt it. Soon, everybody started using it until
it became an entity all it's own. Nan became Nanner, Alina became Leener,
and Christine became Steener (but only sometimes, other times she's
Sharky). She watches "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" religiously. She started
cutting her own hair a couple of years ago when she was too poor to
go to her favorite hairdresser but too picky to go to Supercuts. Now
she can no longer justify paying for a haircut when she knows she can
do it herself. She once considered getting into bodybuilding. She likes
Barry Manilow. She has difficulty grasping the concept of infinity,
and wants to read more Carl Sagan. She has a not-so-secret dream to
be a jazz singer. She drinks like 2 gallons of water a day. She'd probably
make a good psychologist (like her mom) if it weren't for the fact that
she's too impatient and she'd want to smack her patients upside the
head and shout, "Snap out of it!!" She likes power tools. She feels
that comfort is far more important than style; but that's no excuse
to look like crap. Her philosophy in life is summed up nicely in a quote
from We the Living by Ayn Rand: "Well, I always know what I want. And
when you know what you want you go toward it. Sometimes you go very
fast, sometimes only an inch a year. Maybe you feel happier when you
go fast. I don't know. I've forgotten the difference long ago. Because
it really doesn't matter, so long as you move." Monty Python songs can
make her smile even when she is in the foulest of moods. Other good
mood lifters: King Missile, Glenn Miller Orchestra (especially "In the
Mood"), and the soundtrack to "Once on this Island." She enjoys doing
her taxes. She knows all of the words to "American Pie" and will gladly
sing them for you anytime.
Alina
Moscovitz
Some important things to know about Alina: Owns 53 pairs of shoes. She
loves sleeping on t-shirt sheets. Dreams of marketing a vibrator with
the band logo on the side. Works in the corporate world by day. Wants
the musician lifestyle on a yuppie budget. Wants to be Liz Phair but
ends up writing pop songs. Speaks fluent Russian, pretends to know Japanese.
Likes to move every six months or so. It's the gypsy blood. Lost custody
to three cats (so far). Keeps Jill Sobule, Morcheeba, The The and Tom
Jones on the top shelf of her CD rack. She hates when people tell her
to 'smile, baby' - "Am I here to decorate your world? Let me suggest
some drape patterns." Smiles anyway. Much later.
Nanon
Turner
NAN'S TIPS FOR A GOOD DAY:
Christine Murray
Christine is a Sagittarius who enjoys traveling, reading and loves animals.
When not playing in the band she relaxes by making macrame plant holders
and colorful hook rugs. Christine has lived in such exotic locations
as Boston, MA, Dunellen, NJ, Seattle, WA and Fullerton, CA. She nows
makes her home in Brooklyn with her two roommates and two cats and couldn't
be happier. Christine's tip for would be rock stars is to floss before
brushing because nothing says rock and roll like a perfect set of pearly
whites.
